South Park (TV Series)

Free Hat (2002)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Ticket Clerk, Tweek Tweak, Man in Crowd #1, George Lucas, Man in Crowd #2, Man in Crowd #3, Security Guard #2, Self, Man in Crowd #4, Man at Premiere #2

Quotes 

• Voiceover : Coming, this summer! It's the digitally enhanced re-release of the very first pilot episode of South Park! Yes, the classic, rough, hand-made first episode is getting a make-over for 2002! The simple, funny aliens are now super badass and cool! Flying saucer? No longer cheap construction paper, but a 4.0 megapixel constructed through a masterpiece of technology! Everything's new! New is better!

  Trey Parker : When we first made South Park, we didn't wanna use construction paper. We just had to because it was cheap.

  Matt Stone : And now with new technology we can finally remaster South Park, make it look sharp, clean and focused.

  Trey Parker : Expensive.

  Voiceover : Yes, all the charm of a simple little cartoon will melt before your eyes as it is replaced by newer and more standardized animation!

  Trey Parker : For instance, in the scene at the bus stop, we always meant to have Imperial walkers and giant dewback lizards in the background, but simply couldn't afford it.

  Voiceover : Get this special enhanced version quick, because another enhanced version will likely be coming out for 2003!