South Park (TV Series)

Chickenpox (1998)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Dr. Doctor, Kevin McCormick, Phillip, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison

Quotes 

• Mr. McCormick : [explaining to Kyle why he isn't as successful as Kyle's father]  And do you know why? Because your Dad's Jewish!

  Cartman : I heard that!

• Terrance : Well, Phillip, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you have a clean bill of health.

  Phillip : Oh, what a relief!

  Terrance : The bad news is you have cancer.

• Kyle Broflovski : Do you know anybody with herpes?

  Chef : Well, there's old Frida down on Main street. She has a mouthful of herpes. You need to stay away from her.

  Stan Marsh : What if we want to give somebody herpes?

  Chef : Oh, then Frida's the right person to go to.

  Stan Marsh : Cool! Thanks, Chef.

  Chef : Okay... Wait a minute. What the hell did I just do?