Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Everybody Says Don't (2006)

Marcia Cross: Bree Van De Kamp

Quotes 

• Peter McMillian : Sex is as much an addiction for me as booze. That's why when you turn me on like that it's a bit of a problem.

  Bree : It was just a peck on the cheek.

  Peter McMillian : It doesn't matter. The slightest touch gets my juices flowing.

  Bree : So how long has it been since you-

  Peter McMillian : A year. They have this rule: plant, pet, person. If I can keep a plant alive, you know, then I can move on to a pet. And if I can make that work, then I can start dating again.

  Bree : So, how are you doing?

  Peter McMillian : I'm on my fourth ficus.

  Bree : Oh.

• Donna : You should also know, I'm not a lesbian.

  Bree : Oh, well, that's nice for you.