Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
The Article (1998)
Doris Roberts: Marie Barone
Quotes
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Frank Barone : Hey, hey, what are you doing there?
Marie Barone : I'm cutting an English muffin.
Frank Barone : You don't cut it. You use a fork.
Marie Barone : You don't use a fork to cut things.
Frank Barone : Not to cut, to split.
Marie Barone : What?
Frank Barone : Yeah, it says it right on the wrapper there. Look at it. Fork split. Fork! With a fork!
Marie Barone : All that means is they've split it with a fork at the factory.
Frank Barone : If they split it at the factory it'd be open already and I wouldn't have to talk to you!
Marie Barone : You want this or not?
Frank Barone : Not now. Look what you've done with you knife! Not only have you killed the crannies, you smooshed them into the nooks.
Marie Barone : I'm gonna smoosh *you* into a nook.