- Duane 'Dog' Chapman: I used to sell Kirby vacuums til I was way in my adulthood. Because of my years of experience, I am the best qualified in the house to do the vacuuming.
- Tim Chapman: He's constantly vacuuming.
- Leland Chapman: At least once, maybe twice a day.
- Tim Chapman: Vacuuming his carpet. Vacuuming his carpet.