King of the Hill (TV Series)

Smoking and the Bandit (2005)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Don't they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime?

  Dale Gribble : Uh, not if they don't wanna get caught, Hank.

• Hank Hill : Does the bandit swear he will never ever do anything this asinine again or I will kick his ass?