- Hank: Although we move you into Barkingham Palace today, we will always leave a doggy door open into our hearts.
- [Bobby is allergic to the dog, so Hank decides to make Bobby live in the dog house]
- Peggy Hill: What the hell is wrong with you?
- Hank: Look at it this way, Peggy. Bobby is only thirteen, but Ladybird is THIRTEEN.
- Peggy Hill: Look, if you want a dog inside, it says right here that there are several hypoallergenic breeds of dog, such a s a poodle or hairless.
- Hank: A poodle? Why not go all the way and just get me a cat and a sex change operation.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Hey Peggy Hill, Connie want to have your Bobby over to play. You had him fixed, right?