King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Choice (2001)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

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Quotes 

• Hank : Although we move you into Barkingham Palace today, we will always leave a doggy door open into our hearts.

• [Bobby is allergic to the dog, so Hank decides to make Bobby live in the dog house] 

  Peggy Hill : What the hell is wrong with you?

  Hank : Look at it this way, Peggy. Bobby is only thirteen, but Ladybird is THIRTEEN.

• Peggy Hill : Look, if you want a dog inside, it says right here that there are several hypoallergenic breeds of dog, such a s a poodle or hairless.

  Hank : A poodle? Why not go all the way and just get me a cat and a sex change operation.