House M.D. (TV Series)
Clueless (2006)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Allison Cameron : If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage.
[everyone stares at her]
Dr. Gregory House : Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment.
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[Wilson is flipping through House's TiVo selections]
Dr. James Wilson : Now, why do you have a season pass to The New Yankee Workshop?
Dr. Gregory House : It's a complete moron working with power tools, how much more suspenseful can you get?
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Dr. Gregory House : Is the ant big and red, or small and black?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Medium and brown.
Dr. Gregory House : Halle Berry brown or Beyonce brown?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Is there a difference?
Dr. Gregory House : [sarcastically] Is there a difference?
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Dr. Gregory House : Chase, find out what the resort cooks with, if they re-painted recently, or did any plumbing repairs.
Dr. Robert Chase : I don't speak Spanish.
Dr. Gregory House : Then it'll be challenging.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : He's gonna need a lung transplant.
Dr. Gregory House : He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he?
Dr. Allison Cameron : You're pleased. You think you've proved every marriage is a mistake?
Dr. Gregory House : Do I look pleased?
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Dr. James Wilson : I was watching something.
Dr. Gregory House : No, you were about to watch something. I'm watching something. See the difference?
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Dr. James Wilson : You're kicking me out? After one night?
Dr. Gregory House : Why, you think we should try counseling first?
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Dr. Gregory House : Where's Mrs. Nympho?
Dr. Allison Cameron : She's waiting outside. Why?
Dr. Gregory House : Go search her.
Dr. Allison Cameron : What, you mean her medical records?
Dr. Gregory House : If I'd meant that, good chance I'd have said that.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : I thought you didn't believe there was anything wrong with his throat.
Dr. Gregory House : Never said I didn't believe it, I just said I had good reason to doubt it.
Dr. Eric Foreman : And now?
Dr. Gregory House : Now, I have good reason to doubt those doubts.
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Dr. James Wilson : My wife fired the maid. Apparently, she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me.
Dr. Gregory House : You did your maid?
Dr. James Wilson : I was nice to our maid, which annoyed her. God knows why.
Dr. Gregory House : Maybe she was doing her.
Dr. James Wilson : No one was doing her, all right?
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Dr. Gregory House : He's choking on his tongue, not his feet.
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Dr. Gregory House : A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : What was I supposed to do, tie her up?
Dr. Gregory House : Why not? She likes that.