Blood Lake (2006 Video) User Reviews

Blood Lake does good

[evil_dctr · 20 December 2006]

Blood Lake is a xXx adult horror film created by Midnite Films. A throwback to classic slasher films of the 1980s, Blood Lake is a fun mix of sex and violence, guaranteed to get your blood pumping before it spills from your body

The cast features porn first-timers, but what they lack in industry experience they make up for in nastiness. And let's be honest, fresh porn meat makes jerking off feel so much more special.

Filmed on location in the woods of northern Kentucky, Blood Lake feels authentically rustic and remote. This film has everything a horror-porn should have: great story, eerie setting and hot, steamy sex. A perfect addition to any adult (or horror) buff's DVD collection.

An Incompetent Crapfest

[Lord_Crayak · 1/10 · 10 April 2013]

Original (that is to say, non-parody) horror-porn hybrids are rare, so I was excited when I discovered Blood Lake, more so when it turned out to be a slasher. But when I watched the film, my joy quickly dissipated, because it was Godawful on just about every level.

The story is simple, seeing as how it's just a lazy rehash of The Evil Dead's plot. A group of mostly interchangeable people go to some cabins, where they find an old book that summons the ghost of an evil preacher. What follows is a tedious series of extremely non-erotic sex scenes, and slow motion shots of the villain wandering around. People eventually start dying, but even this is devoid of any entertainment value, since the killing is as inept as the screwing, and everything else in this technical nightmare of a film which seems to have had most the speech (including the sex noises) added in post-production, which is as mind-numbing as you can imagine.

After a confusing mess of a scene involving a couple in one of the cabins (the killer somehow wounds the boyfriend, sends him running, and takes his place in a bed without the girl noticing) the limp finale occurs, the obligatory "It's not over!" bit is shown, the credits role, and I rub my temples, sigh, and say "At least it was only 110 minutes".

Avoid this like an STD.