- Narrator: Hey, I'll bet all you true believers figure if you've seen one desert, you've seen them all. Well, take it from me, Stan Lee, this desert's different. This is the desert in New Mexico which houses America's greatest army base. The desert where dwells... the incredible Hulk!
- Dr. Bruce Banner: Major, what are you doing with those poisonous plants?
- Betty Ross: [chuckles] Making dinner...
- Maj. Ned Talbot: Of course not! Just getting rid of it.