- [the crowds gather inside Hell's Pass Hospital in the battle for the feeding tube]
- Kyle: [shouts] We all want the country to see that Kenny is alive, and in pain!
- Cartman: [shouts] I believe the people at home see he's not in pain because he's a tomato!
- Kyle: [shouts] You say tomato, but I say Kenny!
- Cartman: [shouts] You say Kenny, but I say tomato!
- Cartman's Side: [shouts] Tomato!
- Kyle's Side: [shouts] Kenny! Kenny!
- Cartman's Side: [shouts] Tomato!
- [the crowds gather outside Hell's Pass Hospital protesting for the feeding tube to be reinserted into Kenny in his persistent vegetative state]
- Stan: [shouts] Don't kill Kenny!
- Crowd: [shouts] You bastards!
- Stan: [shouts] Don't kill Kenny!
- Crowd: [shouts] You bastards!
- Uriel: [drifting through the crowd] No! No, they're not killing him, they're letting him die!
- Skeeter: [shouts] You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!
- Gabriel: [explaining] No, no, you see, they were playing God when they put the feeding tube *in*!
- [the protesters get a hearing at the White house]
- George W. Bush: We Republicans are deeply saddened by the tragic events in Colorado.
- [the crowd cheers and a hooded figure appears]
- Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] Removing the feeding tube is murder. *hiss*
- George W. Bush: Removing the feeding tube is murder!
- Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die? *hiss*
- George W. Bush: Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?
- Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] It is God's will that he live. *hiss*
- George W. Bush: It is God's will that he live!
- [Kevin hisses, and Bush mimics]
- George W. Bush: Hughughughughughughug...
- Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] No, no, you don't say that part! *hiss*
- George W. Bush: [mimics] No, no, you don't say that part, hughughughughug.
- [the crowd becomes stunned and confused]
- [the boys arrive at Hell's Pass Hospital and find Kenny in a persistent vegetative state]
- Stan: [surprised] Kenny?
- Kyle: [jubilant] Kenny! You're alive!
- Stan: Dude, how'd you do that?
- [pause]
- Doctor: He can't respond to you, boys. Being dead for that long caused a severe damage to his brain.
- Cartman: Well... well, then he's not alive.
- Mrs. McCormick: He's alive. He smiles when I talk to him, I think...
- Cartman: That's not Kenny! Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire! Here, look.
- [climbs onto Kenny's bed, holding up a dollar bill to Kenny]
- Cartman: Kenny, Kenny, look. Want a dollar?
- [long pause]
- Mr. McCormick: I don't know if it's right to keep Kenny alive on that machine. I just... I don't know what he would want.
- Stan: Yeah, the lawyer lost that page.
- Cartman: Oh, I just remembered! Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive by a feeding tube.
- Mrs. McCormick: He did? When?
- Cartman: [figuring out] Um, it was, um, this one time...
- Kyle: He did not say that! You just want him dead so you can have his stupid PSP!
- Cartman: Stupid? PSP is stupid? Did you all hear that?... Uh, I mean... I mean, this isn't about the PSP, Kyle! This is about my friend and his wishes! And Kenny said he didn't want to live like this!
- Kyle: He did not!
- Cartman: Did so!
- Kyle: Did not!
- Cartman: [shouts] Fine! We'll see about this, you freakin' Jew! I'm gonna get that feeding tube removed if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court!
- [walks out the door]