The Simpsons (TV Series)

When Flanders Failed (1991)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Canadian Football Host, Ned's Friend #2, Akira, Choreographer, Cleaner, Man on Phone, Man with Parking Ticket, Man at Yard Sale, Chuck Ellis

Quotes 

• Chuck Ellis : Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills?

  Homer Simpson : Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!

  Chuck Ellis : Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money? We've been very patient with you, Mr. Flanders.

  Homer Simpson : I know, but... Wait a minute. I'm Homer Simpson. Ned Flanders lives over there.

  Chuck Ellis : Oh.

  Homer Simpson : Flanders is in debt? Are you sure?

  Chuck Ellis : [chuckles]  We don't make mistakes.

  [writes in his notebook] 

  Chuck Ellis : Damned right-handed ledgers. I can't write in these things.

  Homer Simpson : But there's a store where you...

  Chuck Ellis : Hey, you said you're Homer Simpson?

  Homer Simpson : Yeah.

  Chuck Ellis : See you on Thursday.

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!