The Simpsons (TV Series)

Blame It on Lisa (2002)

Tress MacNeille: Robot, Lindsey Neagle, Ronaldo, Nun, Women on Beach, Kids TV Hostess

Quotes 

• Ronaldo : I tried to write, but I didn't know what state you lived in.

  Lisa Simpson : It's a bit of a mystery, yes, but if you look at the clues, you can figure it out.

• Ronaldo : I make as much as Malcolm in the Middle, and because I have no parents, my earnings remain unstolen.

• Lisa Simpson : Excuse me. We're looking for this little boy.

  Nun : Ah, yes, Ronaldo. He went out months ago and we haven't heard from him since. Every day, we light a candle for him.

  Bart Simpson : Have you tried looking for him?

  Nun : That's plan B.

• Lindsey Neagle : Hello, I'm your customer service rep, Lindsey Neagle.

  Marge Simpson : We've met you many times, Ms. Neagle. Why do you keep changing jobs?

  Lindsey Neagle : I'm a sexual predator.

  Marge Simpson : Oh.

  Lindsey Neagle : Now, how may I best dispense with you today?

  Marge Simpson : We've been charged for calls to Brazil that we didn't make.

  Homer Simpson : We are not paying this bill.

  Lindsey Neagle : Fine. I'll cut off your service.

  Homer Simpson : Fine. I'll cut off your ponytail.

  Marge Simpson : Homer!

  Homer Simpson : [quietly]  Marge, it's called negotiating.