Harry Shearer aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Reverend Lovejoy • Dr. Hibbert • Advert Voice • Ned Flanders
- Rev. Lovejoy: And now, please rise for our opening hymn "In The Garden Of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly.
- [as the song is playing]
- Rev. Lovejoy: Wait a minute... this sounds like rock and/or roll.
- [Rev. Lovejoy is trying to get the children of the congregation to confess to substituting a hymn for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"]
- Rev. Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola...
- Other Children: where firey demons will brush me in the back...
- Bart: [in a sarcastic tone, along with the others] my soul will be chopped into confetti, strewn upon a bed of murderers and single mothers...
- Milhouse: where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
- [Milhouse looks out the window at a black bird in a tree]
- Bird: *Screech*
- Milhouse: Bart did it! That Bart, right there!
- Bart: Milhouse!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment.
- [pulls Bart away from the other children, then comes back and grabs Milhouse]
- Rev. Lovejoy: You too, Snitchy.
- [Uncle Moe approaches to Snake and gives the check to him]
- Snake: Oh dude, you did not smile, we eat for free. Come on Shoshanna, let's roll! Ha-ha!
- Moe Szyslak: [Snake and Shoshanna left the restaurant as Uncle Moe plea for his song] But I sang you the potato stuffings! Come on! I sang you the potato stuffings!
- Krusty the Clown: Look at the vein on that guy's forehead. He's gonna blow!
- [Moe's left eyelid flickers involuntarily and dangerously as the siren begins to blare]
- Girl with Sore Teeth: Unky Moe?
- [Uncle Moe saw a girl as she tugs his apron]
- Moe Szyslak: [He tries to hide in his anger] Whaaat... is it, sweetheart?
- Girl with Sore Teeth: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!
- Moe Szyslak: Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt...
- [He loses it]
- Moe Szyslak: Well, that's too freakin' bad, you hear me! I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' sodie, too!
- [the entire restaurant gasps and one customer says "Oh my goodness!"]
- Tod Flanders: [Maude gets Todd's ears covered] Ow, my freakin' ears!
- [Ned and Maude gasp]
- Maude Flanders: Oh, let's go, dear!
- Ned Flanders: Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's but not here!
- Moe Szyslak: [All of the customers have left the restaurant and Uncle Moe give a final plea for his final offer to the customers] Aw, come on, folks, wait. Please come back. Please! I got a new offer. Whenever Uncle Moe threatens you, you get a free steak... fish.
- [the last customer walks out the door and slams it, and Uncle Moe sighs heavily]
- Ned Flanders: Now Rod you order anything you want for your big ten o.
- Rod Flanders: Million dollar birthday fries!
- Waiter: Uh oh!
- Maude Flanders: Moe gets so excited when you order his million dollar birthday fries he just has to celebrate
- Moe Szyslak: [comes out with a bowl of fries on his head] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe! Thank you ma'am! This will be a treat! Uncle Moe! Here I am While you eat! Please take the basket off my head kid the basket is extremely hot.