All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike's Graduation (1974)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : How long have them two been up there?

  Edith Bunker : An hour and a half.

  Archie Bunker : [knowing they're having sex; looks angry]  In the middle of the day.

  Edith Bunker : Seems like an awfully long time to be showing her his grades.

• Edith Bunker : [Archie is showing Edith a stuffed goat's head that his friend Barney Hefner gave him]  I don't think I'm going to like it looking at me with those big, sad eyes.

  Archie Bunker : They ain't real eyes, Edith. Them there are glass eyes.

  Edith Bunker : That wasn't fair of Barney Hefner, shooting a blind animal!

• Archie Bunker : Hey listen, I do my best thinkin' in that chair. When I'm in that chair I don't know what's goin' on.

• Archie Bunker : [Upon learning that Mike has accepted a fellowship at college and won't be moving out]  Well I think I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to go out on Long Island and get myself a fellowship at the funny farm! I'll be like Crazy Louie! Living in the past! The Japs are coming! The Japs are coming!