Weirdsville (2007)

Greg Bryk: Abel

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Quotes 

• Royce : What are you, are you like Satan worshipers?

  Abel : Hey hey, zip zip zip. You are not worthy to utter his name! But yes, we do bask in the light of the dark lord.

• Abel : Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ?

  Todd : Yeah man!

  Abel : Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness?

  Todd : I do.

  Treena : It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do!

  Seamus : You're not getting married.

• Treena : Jesus Christ!

  Abel : You know what, watch your mouth little missy!

  Treena : [screaming]  I know! I know! Okay!

  Abel : [yelling back]  I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

• Abel : One little Satanic ritual. Is that too much to ask?

• [as a bunch of midgets dressed as medieval knights attack his car] 

  Abel : Grow up!

• Abel : Be gone. Walk with Satan. Don't step on the pentagram!