Weirdsville (2007)

Scott Speedman: Dexter

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• Dexter : Why would you say that? I mean, she gave us the combo and then you say that we were going to bury her tonight. I just think that shows a lack of intelligence on your part. I just don't understand why you do that sort of thing.

• Dexter : What's going on, man?

  Royce : She's dead.

  Dexter : What do you mean she's dead?

  Royce : I mean she's not alive, man.

• Dexter : You took yoga?

  Royce : Yeah, man. It enhances the high.

  Dexter : How'd that work out for you?

  Royce : I got kicked out.

  Dexter : What for?

  Royce : For sportin' wood.

• Dexter : [referring to Jeremy]  How'd you knock him out?

  Royce : I hit him with that elf thing that we broke in with.

  Dexter : Gnome.

  Royce : Yeah whatever. What is it, a leprechaun?

  Dexter : Gnome.

  Royce : You know what I mean, like that smurf thing that I hit the window with?

  Dexter : Not smurf - gnome.

  Royce : What are you saying, man? Why don't you just tell me? You keep saying no.

  [they stare at each other and then start laughing] 

• Dexter : What are you doing here anyways?

  Jeremy Taylor : This is my uncle's house. He'll fucking kill you, man.

  Dexter : What are you talking about?

  Jeremy Taylor : He killed a dude in this bathtub, right here, okay? He's a fucking ninja! He's got ninja stars, swords and shit. He just hides them down the back of his shirt. You have no idea of the reign of pain that's coming your way!

  Dexter : Do you mind just shutting the fuck up for about five minutes and we'll be out of your way? Thank you.

• Dexter : Quit hugging me!

  Royce : I'm not hugging you! I'm trying to carry you!

• [after capturing Seamus] 

  Royce : I've got an idea.

  Dexter : What? What is that?

  Royce : Liquid morphine!

  Dexter : Where'd you get liquid morphine?

  Royce : From my dentist! This shit will make him talk. CIA shit!

  Dexter : You have a dentist?

• Royce : Do you have any monkey?

  Dexter : Do you mean money?

  Royce : What did I say?

  Dexter : You said do you have any monkey.

  Royce : Monkey. Money. No man, I don't have any monkey, man.