The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror III (1992)

Hank Azaria: House of Evil Owner, Man Disposing of Body, Doll Repairman, Sailor #1, Carl, Tribal Leader, Pilot #2, Wedding Usher, Spirit #2, Zombie Groans, Zombie #1, Zombie DJ #2, Returning Zombie #2, John Smith '1882'

Quotes 

• Shopkeeper : [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday]  Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

  Homer : Ooh, that's bad.

  Shopkeeper : But it comes with a free frogurt!

  Homer : That's good.

  Shopkeeper : The frogurt is also cursed.

  Homer : That's bad.

  Shopkeeper : But you get your choice of toppings.

  Homer : That's good!

  Shopkeeper : The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

  [Homer looks puzzled] 

  Shopkeeper : ...That's bad.

  Homer : Can I go now?

• Carl : Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.

  Lenny : Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

  Charlie : Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?

  Carl : Apes, but they're not so big.

• Homer : Do you sell toys?

  Shopkeeper : We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt"!

• Doll Repairman : [KrustyCo repairman checks the back of the Krusty doll]  Yep. Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to evil.