Richard Coyle credited as playing...
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock
- Steve: [the men are in the pub talking about screen nudity] Britt Ekland!
- Patrick: Oh, oh, oh... Britt! Britt Ekland spells naked!
- Steve: Can I just mention the film..."The Wicker Man"?
- Patrick: The dance in the hotel room?
- Steve: Birth of my libido!
- Jeff: Mine too!
- Patrick: It was on the other night. I think I taped it.
- Jeff: Let's all go to Patrick's.
- Steve: No, no, no! I was only six. I had seen parts of Britt Ekland I couldn't even name!
- Jeff: I was seven. I didn't realize television could do that! I started watching it all day every day, just in case it did it again.
- Steve: I'm with you on that one.
- Jeff: My parents thought I was in love with the TV set.
- Patrick: 'Cause you were watching it all the time?
- Jeff: Well... yeah.
- Steve: With you there,too.
- Jeff: But also, I'd get aroused the moment it was switched on. You know, even if it was just the news or "Doctor Who".
- Steve: Okay, not quite so with you now.
- Jeff: One day... one day I lost control in front of my whole family during "Songs of Praise".
- Steve: Lost control?
- Jeff: Completely rubbed off the television.
- Steve: Sorry... so you're telling us that, as a young child, and despite the obvious electrical dangers, you sexually assaulted the television during "Songs of Praise"?
- Patrick: Is... is that what happened to your hair?
- Jeff: It's not Steve's fault. You can't blame Steve. It's the cupboards fault. There's too much nudity in the cupboard.