The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)
Somme, Early August 1916 (1992)
John Lawhorn: Tom at Donut Shop
Quotes
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Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : [grabbing a rude donut salesman by the neck with his eaglehead cane] If you'll apologize to the nice lady right now, I'll reconsider turning your head into a sausage piza!
Tom at Donut Shop : Hey hey, mister, don't hurt me, please don't hurt me. I've had it tougher than any of my friends, ok, this is hard work. It's tougher than you know...
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : Listen, bonzo-brain, you don't know what tough is! When I was your age, I was fighting in the Great War. In the most horrendous hell-pitt ever deviled by man or the devil!
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Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : I thought the world had ended. Great men died that day. And I saw myself spending the greater part of my youth in some rat invested gap, so don't talk to me about tough!
Policeman #1 : What's going on here?
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : I'm was only trying to tell the lad a story.
Tom at Donut Shop : He assaulted me, man! Take him in!
Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : I did not!
Policeman #1 : I'm afraid that's what it looks like.
