- Joxer: I've seen evil and I've changed my ways.
- Jett (Joxer's evil twin): Bro, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your PANTS.
- Joxer: There's a lot we can learn from each other, you know.
- Autolycus: Sure. Hey, why don't you start by teaching me how to disappear without a trace?
- Joxer: Okay! First, you...
- [offended]
- Joxer: Hey!
- Autolycus: [to Gabrielle] Why is he here?
- Gabrielle: He knows Jett.
- Autolycus: No, in a grander sense - why is he here?