Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

The King of Assassins (1997)

Ted Raimi: Joxer, Jett

Quotes 

• Joxer : I've seen evil and I've changed my ways.

  Jett (Joxer's evil twin) : Bro, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your PANTS.

• Joxer : There's a lot we can learn from each other, you know.

  Autolycus : Sure. Hey, why don't you start by teaching me how to disappear without a trace?

  Joxer : Okay! First, you...

  [offended] 

  Joxer : Hey!

  Autolycus : [to Gabrielle]  Why is he here?

  Gabrielle : He knows Jett.

  Autolycus : No, in a grander sense - why is he here?

• Jett (Joxer's evil twin) : Don't let anyone tell you who you are.