Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)
King Con (1998)
Lucy Lawless: Xena
Quotes
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Xena : [while Gabrielle is riding on Argo with a swollen ankle] No, you are *not* getting off. Your ankle's too swollen...
Gabrielle : I'm telling you, Xena, this sprain is not half as bad as the last one...
Xena : The less you're on it, the faster it'll heal. Besides, when we hook up with Joxer, we'll stop and make camp. It's not like him to be late.
Gabrielle : What do to want to bet that he stopped to watch the paint dry or the grass grow and he completely forgot...
Xena : Huh?
Gabrielle : Hmm?
[pause]
Gabrielle : Believe me, I know Joxer almost as well as I know you.
Xena : And how well is that?
Gabrielle : Well, enough to know what you're thinking most of the time. Like right now, you're thinking, "She thinks she knows me, huh? We'll see about that!"
Xena : Easy guess!
Gabrielle : Okay. Now you're thinking, "Oh, wait, I haven't thought of anything yet!" Right?
Xena : And what am I thinking now?
[she smirks and looks over at Gabrielle]
Gabrielle : You wouldn't dare, not to an injured woman!
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Leo : [Two thugs hold Joxer while Leo beats him. He is battered, bruised and bleeding] For the last time, where's Pop's money?
[Joxer doesn't answer; Leo draws his sword]
Leo : So long, Mr. Lucky!
Gabrielle : [Xena uses her whip to disarm Leo; he and his gang run away. Gabrielle limps off Argo and checks the beaten, near-dead Joxer. She then looks up to Xena with a worried look] Is he...?
Xena : If we can treat him and get him to someplace safe, he stands a chance...
[pause]
Xena : Which is more than I can say for the men who did this to him!