Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)
Coming Home (2000)
Kevin Smith: Ares
Photos
Quotes
-
Xena : Hey.
Ares : Mortality stinks... not to mention hurts.
Xena : Yeah, it does sometimes.
Ares : [Xena tends to Ares' face] You have got a wicked right jab.
Xena : Sorry about that.
Ares : It's not the end of the world. Who knows--maybe as a mortal I can experience something I never could as a god.
Xena : Like what?
Ares : Like you.
Xena : You never give up, do you?
Ares : [Xena and Ares share a kiss] Ow, I guess I'm finally getting to you.
Xena : You always got to me. But you were bad for me, Ares. You still are.
Ares : Xena, is there even a chance we could be together one day? I don't know, maybe, you know... one in a thousand?
Xena : More like one in a billion.
Ares : So you're saying there is a chance.
-
Ares : Now you know what I want, woman. You give it to me and I'll *think* about being nice.
-
Ares : [Ares tries to transport himself but can't] I've got to stop trying that; I'm going to rupture something.