Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Caged Bird (2004)

Caroline Dhavernas: Jaye Tyler

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Quotes 

• Wax Lion : [Last lines of the series]  A word of advice...

  Jaye Tyler : Shut up!

• Wade Jones : It is kinda creepy, isn't it? Getting a murderer's heart?

  Jaye Tyler : Eh, it's an anecdote.

  Wade Jones : I don't think the man was evil. He did have a donor sticker. It takes thought and effort to be an organ donor.

  Jaye Tyler : Especially considering what they say about paramedics.

  Wade Jones : I'm just grateful I got a new heart after you made the old one explode in my chest. All that talk about being a hero, I could have died. I hope you've learned a lesson about playing games with people's lives.

  [leaving, he passes by Alec] 

  Wade Jones : Hey, you wanna see my scar?

  Alec : Awesome!

  Jaye Tyler : Or you could say "thank you"!

• Jaye Tyler : [spying on store shoppers]  Go for the sunglasses. Abort the cage and go for the glasses. You could fit, like, a dozen in each sleeve.

  [chuckling, she sees the security guard isn't laughing] 

  Jaye Tyler : Hypothetically.

  Wade Jones : The idea is we don't want them to steal.

  Jaye Tyler : You don't understand. This is as fun as it gets these days. I can't even go out for a drink anymore.

  Wade Jones : How long you been sober?

  Jaye Tyler : Oh, I'm not sober. I'm in love with a bartender, and he just re-married his wife, so that makes things awkward.

  [returning her attention to the shoppers] 

  Jaye Tyler : He's eyeing the Slinky. You know, he has to steal, like, four of those for me to even get a dollar.

  Wade Jones : Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?

  Jaye Tyler : Ten percent of whatever they were gonna steal. One time, I "accidentally" left the watch case open, and I got, like, 500 bucks.

  [the kid puts the Slinky in his pants] 

  Jaye Tyler : Slinky in the pants, aisle three.

  Wade Jones : Roger that.

  Jaye Tyler : No, wait! Wait! We should wait! He might steal more and be more guilty.

  Wade Jones : Why? Is the watch case unlocked?

  Jaye Tyler : [reluctant]  Fine! We can catch him now.

• Eric Gotts : I'd like to return these items.

  Jaye Tyler : Did they break? 'Cause we sell a lot of crap here.

  Eric Gotts : Uh, no, but they're not doing what they're supposed to do.

  Jaye Tyler : They're souvenirs.

  Eric Gotts : I know. And souvenirs are supposed to remind you of a place you're not. And I'm here, so they're not doing what they're supposed to do.

  Jaye Tyler : Well, what about your wife? Where is she?

  Eric Gotts : My ex-wife? She's recovering at a spa. I went with her to get her settled, but then I moved out.

  Jaye Tyler : Oh. Sorry about that.

  Eric Gotts : It was inevitable. Everything that had to happen happened. Heidi said so herself. She was driving over here to tell me we were through when you crashed into her car. Of course, now she's kicking herself for saving your life.

  Jaye Tyler : Hmm. And here I was hating her for coming to town. I guess she had to come to town to leave.

  Eric Gotts : And I had to leave before I could come back.

  Jaye Tyler : Are you back? 'Cause I was supposed to let you go. What does it mean? Are you just visiting?

  Eric Gotts : I'm a resident, and I'm single, if anyone were to be interested.

  Jaye Tyler : [giving him a receipt]  Sign here. But I can only give you store credit.

  Eric Gotts : Good. Another reason for me to come back.

• Wade Jones : His heart was the only thing that wasn't pulverized. They took it out of him and put it into me.

  Shoplift Kid : You got the heart of a murderer? Are you gonna start killing people now?

  Wade Jones : I can't kill anybody. I have to avoid strenuous activity.

  Shoplift Kid : You can't even chase me if I steal something?

  Wade Jones : Probably not for another month.

  [the kid takes a souvenir from a shelf] 

  Wade Jones : Hey, don't you...

  [groaning as he stands up] 

  Wade Jones : Ooh.

  Jaye Tyler : [stopping the kid and taking the item back]  Hey! Out!