- Karen: [On the telephone at work] You're a wicked little schoolboy to be talking to me like this at work. I'm going to make you stay after school and bang the erasers.
- [Will and Grace walk in]
- Karen: Okay, you like it rough, don't you, you dirty little monkey? Yeah, next time I see you, I'm going to bend you over my knee...
- [looks up at Will and Grace]
- Karen: Oh, crap, I've got to go. Mom and Mom are home.
- Will: [to Grace] Now we know how she's making that extra $2.95 a minute.
- Grace: I mean, can you imagine me in a three-way?
- [Will and Karen laugh]
- Karen: Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way.
- Grace: Come on, it's not outside the realm of possibility.
- Will: Grace, I can see me in a three-way. I can see Karen in a two-way.
- Karen: Oh, honey, every night with Stan is a three-way: him, me, and Johnny Walker Black. Just the three of us.
- Will: But you're just not that girl.
- Karen: [laughs] No way. No how.
- Grace: Hey, I have been know to get a little crazy in the boudoir. Some might even call me... kinky.
- [Will and Karen laugh hysterically]
- Will: Sweetheart, people who are kinky never use the word "kinky".
- Karen: And who the hell says "boudoir"? "Hey, look at me. I'm kinky, and I'm in the boudoir."
- Will: [sees Jack at the Banana Republic] Hey, I just received a message saying that you have a new job, and you're going to buy *me* dinner. There's, like, eighteen things wrong with that sentence.
- Jack: Will, the Banana has changed my life. It's all about the Banana.
- Will: Hasn't it always been?
- Grace: Nicholas, I'm so embarrassed. If I had known that kiss before was just a "hello" kiss, I would have used a lot less tongue. See, when you called, I thought you wanted to get together to do what we get together to do.
- Nicholas: That's right.
- Grace: But you have a girlfriend now.
- Nicholas: That's right.
- Grace: Okay, I guess I'm a little dense, because, I mean, you can't have sex with me and your girlfriend at the same time.
- Nicholas: *That's* wrong.
- Grace: [pauses] Oh. Oh, but...
- [covers her mouth]
- Grace: *Oh!*
- Karen: [to Grace] Oh honey, come on. I love you like the mother I had committed against her will.
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