Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 8002 (2005)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Woodrow But Don't Have a Paddle.

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : Our top story tonight: Bars across America were saddened today by the death of Dr. Joseph Lowenstein. The famous doctor who, as a sideline, would make exotic drinks from woodsap, died suddenly today. This is one patron who's really gonna miss that hickory daiquiri doc.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "The winning entries in the hillbilly poetry competition."

  Ryan Stiles : People say our love is a bunch of phooey, but when I want you, I yell "Sooie!"

  Wayne Brady : When you're gone, if you I miss, no one I love more than my mama-sis.

  Ryan Stiles : You are the one, you are my lady. I like you more than a naked Ned Beatty.

  Colin Mochrie : By the lake of Gitchi-Gumi, shot a squirrel and ate it.