Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 411 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "First drafts of famous movie lines."

  Ryan Stiles : Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a lamb.

  Wayne Brady : Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothin' about birthin' no Teletubbies!

  Ryan Stiles : Go ahead, make a cake.

  Chip Esten : I'll be back in a couple minutes. I have some things I have to do,

  [Drew laughs] 

  Chip Esten : then I'll come on back.

  Ryan Stiles : Follow the yellow brick toad. Follow the yellow brick toad.

  Colin Mochrie : [pointing upwards]  Fredzilla! Fredzilla!

  Ryan Stiles : [amused]  Fredzilla.

  Chip Esten : Luke, I am your second uncle twice removed.

  Drew Carey : "World's worst person to be stuck with at a party."

  Colin Mochrie : Fredzilla.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Color commentators on their day off."

  Wayne Brady : [to Colin]  Honey, the dinner was great, but let me show you what you did wrong. Right here, you should've come AROUND the counter, and taken the mashed potatoes, and-

  [Colin mimes cocking a shotgun] 

  Ryan Stiles : [mimes putting on his pants]  Well, that was great, great sex. Let's take another look at that.

  [mimes pulling his pants back down] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  Get out your pens, everybody: It's "things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend."

  Ryan Stiles : What did you just do? WHAT did you just do? Am I gonna have to rub your nose in that?

  Colin Mochrie : [holding out right hand]  Come.

  Ryan Stiles : I'm gonna give you a bath and then a nice bone.

  Wayne Brady : Grab the ball! Grab the ball! Grab the ball!

  Ryan Stiles : Get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Hoedown", about body odor] 

  [Ryan doesn't start singing as usual] 

  Ryan Stiles : Everybody might want to go have a, uh, go to the bathroom for awhile. Come back in.

  [sighs and sits on the step to think; Chip yodels] 

  Ryan Stiles : [to Drew]  I'm phased out. I can't fucking think.

  Drew Carey : I got one. Want me to do one?

  Ryan Stiles : Do it. Come over here. Stand behind me and sing it.

  Drew Carey : [singing, standing behind Ryan. Ryan opens his mouth in time to Drew's words]  Oh, I went on a date last night. It really didn't end well. / She said she wouldn't kiss me 'cause I had a weird smell. / I said "Come on, baby. Why don't you have a heart? / Sure, I might have BO, but at least I didn't fart."