Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 328 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about being mugged] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : Scuffle, he took my wallet,

  Chip Esten : [singing]  And ran away so fast,

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  I started crying,

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  ... A stone I passed.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about being mugged] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : I still hear from him,

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  From, often.

  Chip Esten : [singing]  He writes a little letter,

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  It's as soft as cotton.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  Some day, I'll write back,

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  He is my best friend,

  Chip Esten : [singing]  And now we both are pen pals,

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  He put my stone back in my end!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Helping Hands", playing a football coach]  "Quack quack quack!" Sound familiar? "Quack quack quack!" You were throwin' ducks out there!

  Drew Carey : [playing a football player]  Coach, I don't know what to do, man. I tried...

  Ryan Stiles : [Colin's right arm grabs Drew's shirt]  I told you what to do, Carey. You listen to EVERY play I design, and do not run your own plays.

  [Colin lets go] 

  Ryan Stiles : Now what did I tell you to run? Let me show you on the board again.

  [Colin's arms fumble for items on the table] 

  Ryan Stiles : Let me show you on the board. These...

  [Colin's arms pull up action figures] 

  Ryan Stiles : I won't show you on the board, I'll show you with action figures. This is you. These are not actual size, Carey. This is you, throwin' the ball,

  [Colin hits the two action figures together] 

  Ryan Stiles : look, you're gettin' hit, hit hit hit, hit all the time!

  Drew Carey : Hey, you better watch your tone. Remember what happened to Bobby Knight.

  Ryan Stiles : I'm sorry. I'll try to keep my tone loooowwww.