Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 309 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about Drew Carey] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh, if I were Drew.

  Chip Esten : [singing]  I'm handsome as a God.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  I would be so happy.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  My face looks like a cod.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  All the women love me.

  Chip Esten : [singing]  And all the guys do too.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Everybody loves me!

  [instead of singing a line, Ryan chuckles] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Sound Effects"] 

  [as Noah, rounding up the animals to put on the ark] 

  Ryan Stiles : We haven't got time for the ark, just put 'em on the log, we'll get 'em all on the log. Then we'll float away.

  Colin Mochrie : Won't we need a bigger log?

  Ryan Stiles : [sternly]  ... Who's Noah, and who's Noah's wife?

  [audience laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Give us a kiss.

  [Ryan pretends to kiss Colin; one of the audience members dubs Colin to say "Oh yeah, ohh... ohh yeah, ohhh..."] 

  Colin Mochrie : You notice, I've been practicing my ventriloquism, so I can talk while we're kissing.