- Drew Carey: [regarding the audience member who accidentally had her dress lifted by Wayne Brady during "Party Quirks"] Hey, who wants to have Wayne Brady lift their dress up on national TV? Raise your hand! "Show MY underwear! Mine! I want 'em to see MY underwear!"
- [to audience member]
- Drew Carey: Good thing you listened to your mother, huh?
- [audience member nods]
- Drew Carey: It's like a bad high school dream.
- Chip Esten: Or a GOOD one!
- Drew Carey: What's your name?
- [audience member replies, "Melissa."]
- Drew Carey: Melissa, okay.
- Ryan Stiles: Not ANYMORE, it isn't.
- Drew Carey: Yeah.
- [laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: You don't see THAT on "Friends".
- Drew Carey: Yeah. No, you don't. No, you don't. Thank you, Melissa.
- [Melissa bows]
- Ryan Stiles: [singing in the "Hoedown" about cop shows] Oh boy those cop shows, they give me such a fright, and it seems like they are on every single night, sure you can watch them if you really want a scare, Thursdays at eight, you can see Melissa's underwear!