- Clive Anderson: Hello and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? in America, the improvisation show which does for comedy what Warren Beatty does to chastity.
- Clive Anderson: [Scenes from a Hat] A Jimmy Stewart convention.
- [everyone goes up an starts doing an impression of Jimmy Stewart]
- Clive Anderson: [Scenes from a hat] A convention of Cheese Makers. Or... cheese markers...
- Chris Smith: [Jim, Chris and Ryan go up] Hey boys, how' are things going?
- Jim Meskimen: Couldn't be better, Couldn't be better, busiinsess full of holes, as usual.
- Ryan Stiles: [still doing an impression of Jimmy Stewart] Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-Oh, I'm at the wrong convention, I'm sorry.