John Sylvester White: Mr. Michael Woodman

Quotes 

• Arnold Horshack : [Woodman enters and Horshack assumes they've won]  The thrill of victory!

  Mr. Michael Woodman : What victory? You didn't win anything.

  Arnold Horshack : Ohhh, the agony of defeat.

• Gabe Kotter : Oh, Mr. Woodman, you'll be happy to know we have decided against the food fight. We Sweathogs are going to work through the system.

  Mr. Michael Woodman : What system, Kotter? There's only one system here: you're free to do as you're told.