Stephanie Hodge credited as playing...
Jennie Malloy
- Jennie Malloy: Well, you chased my other child away, so you must pay the price. How was school, honey?
- Tiffany Malloy: Terrible. We had to do this report on Great Women of History, so I figured that rather than the expected "yes, Madame Curie was great, blah-blah-blah" dull the report, I would take the satirical approach and do a delightful devil-may-care report on Ann-Margret. I even did a little go-go dance, including shaking my hair all around, ah, the class screamed...
- [demonstrates, the studio audience going wild]
- Tiffany Malloy: Just like that.
- [sits down next to Mom on the couch]
- Tiffany Malloy: You know, I thought I deserved an A+, but I only got an A.
- Jennie Malloy: Do I look like I care?
- Tiffany Malloy: No.
- Jennie Malloy: [smirking] Well, then I guess I'm as good an actress as your idol Ann-Margret.
- Tiffany Malloy: Sable got an A+. She did Golda Meir, Nobel Peace Prize, big deal, I'd like to see her fall off a stage in Vegas and still get up and finish the show.
- [but Jennie is not a receptive audience]
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh, you're no good at this, I need my Daddy to come home and start adoring me.
- Jennie Malloy: Oh, you're the girl that's been causing Tiffany all this unhappiness. Welcome!
- Sable O'Brien: [ingratiating herself] Wait, you must be Tiffany's older but extremely youthful sister.
- Jennie Malloy: [exclamation of joy] Now, this is a daughter!
- Jennie Malloy: So, Sable, I understand your father's in jail. Oh, you poor baby.
- [strokes her hair]
- Jennie Malloy: Tell me all about it.
- Sable O'Brien: My Daddy embezzled some poor old people's retirement money. Big crime! Like they were gonna live to spend it!
- [smirks]
- Tiffany Malloy: Now, I want you to march over to Sable's house, and tell her mother that... that mothers and daughters need to spend time together.
- Jennie Malloy: [calling to her] Tiffany, would you like to help me cut the cake?
- Tiffany Malloy: [fake smile] I'll be right there.
- [annoyed, to Jack:]
- Tiffany Malloy: Uh, she's so needy.
- Jack Malloy: Mm.
- Tiffany Malloy: Daddy, if you don't do it, I'm just going to have to do this.
- [pouts]
- Jack Malloy: Oh no... not... not... not the pouty lip. And not the Bambi eyes.
- [Tiffany does both]
- Jack Malloy: All right, all right, I'll... I'll do it.