Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Santa's Village of the Damned (2005)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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Quotes 

• Alan Harper : Will you look at that? They're bonding already!

  Charlie Harper : Alan, your kid would join the Taliban, if they made their own s'mores!

• Alan Harper : So, you believe in the vengeful, Old-Testament Santa.

• Jake Harper : [about his Dad's new girlfriend being at the house for Christmas]  Where's she gonna sleep?

  Alan Harper : In my room.

  Jake Harper : Okay. Just remember the walls are thin, and I'm impressionable.