Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

Never Cry Shitwolf (2004)

John Dunsworth: Jim Lahey

Quotes 

• Officer George Green : Let's talk about stupid, Jim. I'm gonna put this in a way that even someone like you can understand. Have you ever heard the story of the little boy who cried wolf? In case you forgot, he was a little boy who cried for help cause he said there was a wolf out. Well each time the people of the village came running, and each time there was no wolf. Eventually they got really tired of it. So when he calls for help because there's a real wolf after him, nobody takes him seriously. Nobody comes, because nobody cares. Do you see where I'm going with this, Jim?

  Jim Lahey : George, I know it looks like I'm off the...

  Officer George Green : Listen. What we have here Jim is a Shitwolf. Do you know what a Shitwolf is? You never seem to have that crucial little thing called evidence. But each time you cry Shitwolf, and each time I come running. No more Jim. Never again. Now! I want you to tell me what the moral of the story is.

  Jim Lahey : George...

  Officer George Green : No! Say it Jim. Say it.

  Jim Lahey : Never cry Shitwolf.

  Officer George Green : That's right.