Joyce DeWitt credited as playing...
Janet Wood
- Jack Tripper: That was very nice of you, Janet, to volunteer like that. Now don't worry about us, Chrissy and I will think of something to do.
- Janet Wood: I'll *bet* you will!
- Chrissy Snow: What do you mean, "I'll bet you will?"
- Jack Tripper: [rising from couch] I know what she means. I know what's going through your wicked little mind when you say "I'll bet you will." You think that the moment you're gone, I'm gonna grab Chrissy like this,
- [grabs Chrissy]
- Jack Tripper: and bend her over,
- [tips Chrissy over backwards]
- Jack Tripper: smother her with kisses,
- [smothers Chrissy with kisses]
- Jack Tripper: lift her up into my arms,
- [lifts her up like she's a feather]
- Jack Tripper: and throw her onto the couch,
- [lightly drops Chrissy onto the couch]
- Jack Tripper: and who knows what?
- Chrissy Snow: [out of breath] What?
- Jack Tripper: Is that the kind of guy you think I am?
- Janet Wood: Yes!
- Jack Tripper: I'm not gonna stand here and be insulted. I'm leaving!
- Janet Wood: Oh, yeah? And where are you going?
- Jack Tripper: I gotta go do some fast shopping for a very special dinner for two.
- [out the door]
- Janet Wood: [shoves door shut] Uh, Chrissy, maybe I shouldn't stay with Mrs. Roper tonight.
- Chrissy Snow: [sits up on the couch] Now I'm insulted...!
- Janet Wood: Oh, no, no, no, don't get me wrong.
- Chrissy Snow: I have been alone with Jack before.
- Janet Wood: Yeah, but never all night.
- Chrissy Snow: You think I need a chaperone?
- [gets up from couch]
- Chrissy Snow: Is that what you think?
- Janet Wood: Oh, no, no,
- [shakes her head]
- Janet Wood: I'm just saying don't do anything to give him the wrong idea. Or the right idea. Or any idea.
- Chrissy Snow: Like what?
- Janet Wood: Well, like... walking around in your apartment in your little teeny shorty nightgown. Or... or getting too close to him, or... Oh, look, Chrissy,
- [gets up]
- Janet Wood: all I'm trying to say is... don't be yourself.