David Haig credited as playing...
D.I. Derek Grim
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: Well, explain this then. What is it about the inability of women to get out of the house?
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I say, "Tina, we are leaving at 7:30... That's 7:30, not a quarter to 8:00, not next year, not in another lifetime when we've come back as a couple of insects which only live for a day- which she'd spend in the bathroom; putting mascara on her antennae, trying to stick 300 contact lenses into her multiple eyes; lipstick in her spiracles; and blonding her follicles.
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I shout, "come on, Tina!" She says, "I've got to put my face on, haven't I?"
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I say, "right.I'm waiting in the car.She says, "wait in the car."
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I say, "I will wait in the car." she says, "right, go wait in the car."
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I say, "I'm going out to the car." She says, "you go to the car."
- Detective Inspector Derek Grim: It grinds you down!