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Michael Kelso
- Jackie Burkhart: [Discussing Halloween plans] Hey, my church is having a haunted house.
- Donna Pinciotti: I really don't think anyone's going to be scared of a bunch of Episcopalians.
- Michael Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws! Hey, I know! Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
- Jackie Burkhart: Michael, I told you: I don't like Texans!
- [the gang is burying their permanent records]
- Jackie Burkhart: This is so stupid. Why don't we just burn them?
- Michael Kelso: Jackie, they've already been in a fire. They can't be destroyed that way.
- Michael Kelso: Let's stop fighting! It's Halloween! Time for peace on earth and goodwill toward men!