That '70s Show (TV Series)

Baby Don't You Do It (2004)

Debra Jo Rupp: Kitty Forman

Quotes 

• [Red, Kitty and Bob are furious at Eric and Donna for lying to the pastor that they are virgins] 

  Kitty Forman : [sarcastically]  Oh, look! It's Eric and Donna! Did everyone know they're virgins?

  [awkward silence. Hyde looks funnily at Eric and Donna] 

  Kitty Forman : I think I wanna be a virgin too. Hey, everyone! I'm a virgin! Ha-ha-ha! Well, I said that, so it must be true.

  Eric Forman : OK, I know this seems really bad, but I've got a really simple way to fix that: just start going to a different church. Hey, how about that one where they sing more and let you marry, like, six people?

  Steven Hyde : Hey, Red, tell me the story about how Eric and Donna had to stand up in front of the whole church and pretend to be virgins.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [angrily]  Once upon a time, two dumbasses went to church and brought shame upon their entire family, and their father had to hear about it the whole damn car ride home!

  Steven Hyde : That's a great story. It's scary, but it's funny, too.

• Donna Pinciotti : But, Mrs. Forman, what about that time you lied to Pastor Dave? You told him the dog ate your bake sale cookies, but you baked them because you were too busy sipping Kahlua...

  Kitty Forman : I did not lie to Pastor Dave in church, I lied to him in the market, and in the market, he's just another man! And for your information, Donna, Kahlua is barely a drink - it's like root beer!