Taxi (TV Series)
Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey (1979)
Judd Hirsch: Alex Reiger
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Quotes
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[Jim is down at the DMV taking his driver's test]
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Okay, here we go. Hey, uh, give me a little help on this one.
Tony Banta : You forgot your last name?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : I've been busy.
Elaine O'Connor-Nardo : Well, what was your father's name?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Ignatowski.
Elaine O'Connor-Nardo : Well, maybe that's your name too.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : You know, I think you're right!
Alex Reiger : Good.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Eyes?
Elaine O'Connor-Nardo : No, don't put two.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : They mean color, don't they? What color are my eyes?
Bobby Wheeler : [staring into Jim's eyes] Elaine, do you want to take a stab at this one?
Elaine O'Connor-Nardo : Well, you can rule out white.
Alex Reiger : Call them brown.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Okey doke. Let's see... height! I don't know, about five-ten?
[Bobby, Alex and Elaine nod in agreement]
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : Weight. This is a very relative question, because if I were in space, I'd be weightless.
Tony Banta : You are in space.
Alex Reiger : Jim, they mean earth weight.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski : This is the most reading I've done in years. My brown eyes hurt!