Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Mxyzpixilated (1997)

Sandra Bernhard: Gsptlsnz

Quotes 

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : [storming into his home]  Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!

  Gsptlsnz : He beat you again, huh?

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [snarls]  Don't you start with me, Gsptlnz!

• Mr. Mxyzptlk : So long, Gspy! Don't wait up!

  [With a laugh, Mxyzptlk disappears] 

  Gsptlsnz : [yawns]  Five, four, three...

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [appears]  NUTS! NUTS! NUTS! Not one word.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : [raging at a model of Superman]  Oh, you... you... I'm not done with you! NOT BY A LONG SHOT! I'll find a loophole, somehow, someday!

  Gsptlsnz : You know, now that you're stuck here, you'll just have to find another way to pass the time...

  [kisses her husband] 

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Hey, this isn't so bad...

  [kisses his wife back, but as he glances at the model, he changes it into a monkey] 

• Gsptlsnz : Mxy, I wore this outfit just for you.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : No time for love, babe! Got to beat Superman, got to beat Superman...

  Gsptlsnz : Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way you're obsessing over this Superman person. Using our powers to torment humans is so three-dimensional...

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Got-to-beat-SUPERMAN!

  Gsptlsnz : If you're obsessed with him that much, why don't you, oh, I don't know, destroy him?

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Hey, that's it! Next time I'll finish him off befre he can trick me! Thanks, Gspy! Love ya.

  [kisses his wife] 

  Gsptlsnz : Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.