The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Day Care (2006)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• London : Moseby, I'm not going to let you stop. Like you didn't let me stop when you were teaching me the Alphabet.

  Mr. Moseby : But that took 14 years!

  London : And now I know my ABD's.

• Tia : [during yoga class]  Let's start with a Bhastrika breathing technique.

  London : [laughs]  Where'd you get that? The back of a cereal box?

  [laughs again] 

  Tia : Excuse me?

  London : Well, it's just when I was taught yoga, the right way, we always began with a Bhramari breathing technique.

  Tia : I'll have you know I have been teaching yoga for twenty years.

  London : [coughs]  Badly!

• London : [during yoga class]  Could I make a suggestion?

  Tia : If it's another comment about my split ends, I would prefer you didn't.

  London : It's not. It's about your lousy yoga technique and your split ends.

  Tia : Before I taught yoga, I was a female Golden Glove champion.

  London : So what? All my gloves are golden.

  Tia : I'm trying to teach a class here!

  London : You're trying, but not succeeding.