- Jack Hudson: So you're asking me to go out with you?
- Sue Thomas: Um, no. Actually it's more like Randy is asking you to go out with me.
- SA Myles Leland III: All Sue has to do is teach Randy a few wrong signs, like instead of, "It's nice to meet you. You look beautiful," maybe something like, "I'm a pompous idiot, and there's no way any woman in her right mind would go out with me."
- Jack Hudson: [Jack walks in] What'd we miss? Somebody slip him some truth serum?
- Horace Tucker: I figured the dead pilot didn't need it And the guys it was intended for; they shouldn't have it. They'd use it for no good. And then I'm thinking, I remember hearing that if you take illegal money, it's not stealing.
- SA Myles Leland III: Unless you take the illegal money illegally. Then it is.
- Horace Tucker: But I figured at the very least, the finders keepers rule would apply.
- Sue Thomas: Finders keepers rule?
- Jack Hudson: There's no finders keepers rule.
- Horace Tucker: I'm in trouble here, aren't I?
- Jack Hudson: Yeah, I'd say you were in trouble.
- Horace Tucker: Just my luck. All that money and no finders keepers rule.
- SA Myles Leland III: Well, I learned a valuable piece of information today. Don't walk up to somebody in a small town and ask what's new unless you *really* want to know.
- SA Bobby Manning: And on that note, did you know that the football coach is in danger of losing his job? Pity, he's had some good years.
- Jack Hudson: But it's much more complicated than that. Some people think the principal has it in for the coach, because they both have eyes for the new home ec teacher.
- SA Myles Leland III: Ah, nothing like the brisk brace of fresh country air.
- Jack Hudson: Spoken like the true outdoorsman that you are.
- SA Myles Leland III: Hey. I ski. I sail. I garden.