Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Jerri Is Only Skin Deep (1999)

Amy Sedaris: Jerri Blank

Quotes 

• Jerri Blank : First of all, I don't like people. I like me.

  Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck : Does everything have to be about you?

  Jerri Blank : Well, I may not be much, but I'm all I think about.

• Orlando Pinatubo : You should run for Homecoming Queen, Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : What? Are you joking? I don't think I'm what the boys consider a traditional beauty.

  Orlando Pinatubo : In my country you would be a real queen.

  Jerri Blank : Yea, that's because you country is ruled by monkeys.

  Orlando Pinatubo : Jerry, that's an ugly thing to say.

  Jerri Blank : Geez, why are you so sensitive about your resemblance to monkeys? They're adorable!