Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Twisted (1995)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• The Doctor : How many times do I have to tell you, madam? I am a doctor, not a bartender!

• Sandrine : [to Gaunt Gary, on the Doctor]  If he won't play pool with you and he won't make love to me, then as far as I'm concerned, he can mop the floor!

  The Doctor : You see these hands? These are surgeon's hands, created by the most sophisticated computer imaging technology available. They do not play games and they do NOT mop floors!

  Sandrine : Then you are fired! I will find a new bartender.

  The Doctor : I really wish you would!

• The Doctor : I'm here in an official capacity, of course - in case of a medical emergency.

  Kes : Emergency?

  The Doctor : Surprises have been known to cause acute hyperventilation, esophageal spasms, and in extreme cases even coronary arrest. One can never be too careful.

• [the Doctor is in deep embrace with Sandrine, when Kim enters the holodeck] 

  Ensign Harry Kim : Doc?

  The Doctor : Ensign Kim! I was just, er...

  Sandrine : Playing doctor.