Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Equinox, Part II (1999)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor, Equinox EMH

Quotes 

• The Doctor : It's quite disconcerting to know that all someone has to do is flick a switch to turn me into Mr. Hyde.

• Equinox EMH : Please state the nature of the...

  [sees that sickbay is full of wounded people] 

  Equinox EMH : Don't bother.

• [about the Doctor's singing] 

  Seven of Nine : You were off-key.

  The Doctor : I beg your pardon?

  Seven of Nine : "My Darling Clementine," third verse, second measure.

  The Doctor : That's impossible!

  Seven of Nine : Your vocal modulations deviated by 0.30 decihertz. I can assist you with that as well.

  The Doctor : Really? Holodeck 2, tomorrow, 1600 hours. Just you, me... and a tuning fork.

  Seven of Nine : I look forward to it.

• Lt. Cmdr. Maxwell Burke : Burke to Doctor, report.

  The Doctor : I'm afraid your physician's no longer on call.

• Captain Rudy Ransom : Give us the codes.

  Seven of Nine : No.

  Lt. Cmdr. Maxwell Burke : If she won't give us the codes, maybe we could extract them ourselves.

  The Doctor : Seven's cranial infrastructure is highly complex. You'll need months just to figure out what she had for breakfast.

• The Doctor : [singing while performing surgery on Seven]  The ocular node's connected to the... sensory node. The sensory node's connected to the... cortical node. The cortical node's connected to the... reticular node.

• The Doctor : [after the Equinox crew has threatened to delete his program]  They need me. They'd be cutting off their holographic nose to spite their face.

• Seven of Nine : You're obviously delusional. Allow me to repair your program.

  The Doctor : Now why would I want you to do that? You of all people should understand. Being unfettered by ethical subroutines has made me far more efficient.