Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

The Offspring (1990)

Whoopi Goldberg: Guinan

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Quotes 

• [the man and woman are kissing] 

  Lal : He's biting that female!

  Guinan : No, he's not biting her. They're pressing lips; it's called kissing.

  [the couple leaves] 

  Lal : Why are they leaving?

  Guinan : Lal, there are some things your father's just gonna have to explain to you when he thinks you're ready.

• Lal : Father says I would learn a great deal from working with someone as old as you.

  Guinan : You're hired.

• Guinan : Lal, how are you?

  Lal : I am functioning within normal p... - I am fine, thank you.

• [Lal is observing a couple in Ten Forward] 

  Lal : What are they doing?

  Guinan : It's called flirting.

  Lal : They seem to be communicating telepathically.

  Guinan : They're both thinking the same thing, if that's what you mean.

• Guinan : Lal! Put him down!