"Star Trek: The Next Generation" Deja Q (TV Episode 1990) - LeVar Burton as Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge

Q : Until next time. Ah, but... before I go, there's a debt I wish to repay, to my professor of the humanities. Data, I've decided to give you something very, very special.

Lt. Cmdr. Data : If your intention is to make me human, Q...

Q : No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would never curse you by making you human. Think of it... as a going-away present.

[he disappears. Data suddenly starts laughing out of control]

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Data... Data, why are you laughing?

[Data calms down, somewhat bemused]

Lt. Cmdr. Data : I do not know. But it was a wonderful... feeling.
Q : I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain... I don't like it. What's the right thing to say, 'ow'?

Lt. Cmdr. Data , Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : 'Ow'.

Q : OW! I can't straighten up!
Q : [the Enterprise is trying to correct the orbit of a moon with the ship's tractor beam before it collides with the planet Bre'el IV] And if you're wrong the moon will crumble due to subspace compression. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Shut up, Q.

Q : [suddenly rising] I will not be spoken to in this manner!

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : [as if to say deal with him] Data.

Lt. Cmdr. Data : Q, I strongly suggest that you cooperate.

[Q reluctantly returns to his seat in Engineering]

LeVar Burton: Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge